Total Medals Earned: 66 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,945 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 13/18 (490/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 12/19 (480/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Fail a Total of 100 Times
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Yum Yum
Good job!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/85 points)
Ivan
Beat the game
Get caught
Encounter the cryptid
Medals Earned: 10/11 (430/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal